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Idi Amin Dada

I don’t know if I run the risk of being sermoned by any security operatives from Uganda or not but this speech by Idi Amin is a an award winning one in any comedy factory. I know the man’s English was bad, but was it really this bad? Please someone tell me this is not true…read on

After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada (1976 )had this to say for his vote of thanks.

“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir,
horrible ministers and members of parliament,
invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen.
I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir;
and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda
who come with me.

We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:
And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows:
so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go
back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London
I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so
that we can also revenge on you .

You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and
walk with difficult because of full stomach completely.
Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that
you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have
made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call
on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much
to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished
ladies under gentlemen sir.

Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem
of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem…Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms
of all the people of Uganda .

With this few words I thank you Sir.