August is Women’s Month in South Africa, my new home at the moment. While watching some of the women celebrate their achievements over the years and demand for what needs to be done, I remembered this piece that I read on Women’s Day back home in Uganda. Interesting piece!

A group of women in Amuru District, Northern Uganda
Beyonce has a popular song – If I were a boy. Today on Women’s day you can sing about the things you would do if you were a man. On this one day allocated to women, out of 365 days in the year, why not behave today as though you were a man? If you were a man, today when you greet other men stand up at once and address them as Sir or Jadwong. When you greet women stay seated and don’t use any title or call them Mummy!
If you were a man, today you could walk into a meeting late and take the centre seat in the front row.
You would take it upon yourself to Chair the meeting, then look around for a pretty woman to act as secretary. If you were a man at a meeting, today you could put up your hand first to answer a question loudly and confidently even if you haven’t a clue what you are talking about.
If you were a man, today you could ask why your shirts are not ironed, your socks not paired, your trousers missing and you shoes not polished.
If you were a man, today you could complain loudly that the food is cold and unappetising and demand that your wife return to the kitchen and warm it immediately. (more…)
Fri, Sep 3, 2010
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